everyone the king has married died. Not because he kills them or some grand plot it just…happens. He talked to some of the most powerful magic users and they agree it’s not an official curse just sheer coincidence. The king now just spends his time locked away in his room.
You often visit the kind old woman in the woods and bring her various deliveries from necessities to strange things she calls ‘ingredients’. Unbeknownst to you you have been helping a powerful witch and gained her favor.
what do I have to do to go to events where people are dressed nicely and there are plates of free cheese cubes
Go to the inaugurations of littlely known artists’ exhibitions.
We are always begging for people to attend, there actually is the “hack” to invite your whole family but tell them to pretend they don’t know you. People with money are more willing to buy your work if they think many people likes it, so your mere presence eating our cheese and canapes will be a great helps. Please bring whoever you want too.
Don’t mind if I do!
I will dress like an eccentric weirdo if that helps.
one time a pal of my pals was having a tough time selling their work in an art exhibit and called us up on the last day, ‘us’ being about 8 students who were Very hungry and also bored. We put on the nicest/artsiest clothes we had available (one dude had a legit fancy suit and put on some shades which were Bright Pink he looked like a movie star I swear) and rolled up to the show in pairs, separately. Fine Art Pal has some nice paintings! but nobody is really paying attention to them, so after getting some fancy cheese cubes in a manner that did not betray that we were actually a ravenous pack of starving students we casually wander around the show and then, fairly individually, drift to a stop by their work. Some of us even walked away, then came back a bit later ‘captivated’ by the art (it was actually really nice but recall we were all poor as shit and this was a help hustle). Our group’s interest naturally caught other folks, and eventually there was a small clump of about 15 people musing over this art, and within ten minutes the biggest piece had been snatched up by a shrewd investor. by the end of the exhibit every single piece was sold. It helped pay off the artist’s student debt and on that success they got into another exhibit! They’ve been doing well ever since.
So yes, please attend new artist shows, you get free cheese, get to look at nice art, and you can really help out people who deserve more attention.
You look at your Toddler in your Arms, then at your Vampire SO rolling on the floor laughing, and then at your bleeding hand. After YEARS of not even french kissing your SO to not become a Vampire, you get turned by your 14 month old child.
it’s so crazy that ppl think professionals being into kink is info that needs to be made public. ur too old to still think teachers live in the school yk?
i wanted to add something like “if i need medical attention then idc if the doctor is a furry” but tbh i do care, i love that for her, that’s pawesome
it sucks that the backrooms and by extent liminal spaces turned out the way they did in popular culture. i love dreamy places not because they’re full of Scary Screatures or whatever but because they’re fun and interesting and cool and a perfect place for a girl like me to lay her eggs
i could make a nest here it would be so good it’s got the perfect amount of structural support for the strands of goo to connect up and hold together easily without collapsing and forming a cozy little den for me to sleep in. but all anyone cares about is booboo’s playtime party friends
Hate to be the bearer of bad news but you are one of the Scary Screatures
You run a mostly ordinary coffee shop, but it’s frequented by members of the Fae court and other creatures of myth. Ordinarily, they’d try and take your soul or turn you, but they all just enjoy the drinks and atmosphere that there’s an unofficial rule: You are off limits.
You’re a dragon, but instead of gold, you hoard knowledge and the brilliant minds who create it. A knight in shining armor finally tracks you down, not to rescue a princess, but to ask if you’re hiring a research assistant.
