One day you will buy a shirt and will die in that shirt
One day you will buy a shirt and will die in that shirt
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Most womans’ jeans don’t have pockets / very small ones because businesses want to keep purses relevant.
When you boil drinking water to kill germs, you still drink the germs, they’re just dead.
Vampires are mostly known for their various weaknesses, instead of their strengths.
People with six fingers per hand can’t give someone the middle finger.
Soon, Logitech controllers will be sold with a warning to not use to operate submarine vehicules.
The child watching them: why are u like this?
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craziest shit i’ve read in a long time
(via spongebobssquarepants)
It makes sense to wake up early on a day off to fully appreciate not getting up early to go to work.
You tried an online ancestral DNA test just for fun. To your surprise, just after an hour, the FBI broke into your house and arrested you.
Some sea creatures live long enough to have conceivably fed on both a Titanic passenger and a Titan passenger
A kid losing a video game, and getting their big brother to beat it for them, as seen from an npc’s perspective
You rule a tiny kingdom and all of your citizens are monsters. You gave them a place they can belong, and they’ll defend it to their dying breaths.
